The Kopi Joke.

I was in Jusco's toilet yesterday when I heard this funny and dumb conversation between 2 girls. They are staff in Jusco and judging from their look, they might be in the early 20s. So here is how the conversation goes. Make sure you're not drinking or eating, or you're going to choke or spit all the stuff in your mouth on your screen.

Bimbo #1: Hey I'm going to tapao drinks. What do you want?
Bimbo #2: I want kopi ping, don't want kopi.
Bimbo #1: Huh? What's the difference between kopi ping and kopi?
Bimbo #2: I don't know, I want the light brown instead of the black color wan.
Bimbo #1: Oh, you mean the light brown with milk? Black color is without milk.
Bimbo #2; Yayaya, I want the one with milk. What is it called?
Bimbo #1: The light brown is "coffee". The black wan is called "kopi"!

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Get your facts straight, bitches!

This is kopi ping, means coffee with ice in English.

This is kopi. Means coffee without ice in English. 

The black color is kopi o. The light brown color is kopi.

Kopi and Coffee = Same shit.

I hope they are not going to work at Starbucks. Imagine them discussing about mocha, cappuccino, latte. Classic.