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Saturday, July 7, 2012

Collection of bruises.

On the last day of my employment in my previous agency, I went for a body massage (note: bought from Groupon). Thinking I should pamper myself after 2 good years of torture. But little did I know that the massage was even more torturous!

I was greeted by 2 receptionist with faces as black as the bottom of the wok my grandma used to fry noodles. One of them briefed me through the massage, asking me if I want to pay extra for the essential oil, or else they will just use baby lotion for the massage. I was totally WTF! The description in Groupon was stated "Aroma therapy body massage"! Why do I need to pay extra for the essential oil? Might as well just put body massage! Nevermind.

When the masseur started to press her hands on me, cold sweat oozed out like nobody's business! She was like using full force pressing and squeezing every inch of my flesh! It felt like she was tearing my muscles apart. I told her to go easy, but she told me she already put her most minimum strength! I couldn't imagine what will happen if she put her full strength. When I turned around, I gasped when I saw her arm. It wasn't muscular or bulky. But it was fleshy, thick solid flesh, imagine you try to pinch them but you couldn't find any loose flesh for you to pinch. And the size was like my thigh! It was like as though she practices her kung fu everyday punching dough!

Every time I screamed in pain, she just laughed! OMG, sadist! It was so painful, sharp and burning hot! Every time she squeezed me, the pain was sharp like a spear piercing through every inch of my flesh and it felt like flaming fire! I had to endure the pain squeezing my fist!

She told me it was a lymphatic massage therefore it has to be painful, but afterwards I will feel much relaxed! BLOODY HELL I did not feel relaxed at all! I had body ache for 2 days and bruises on the places she laid her hands on me!



And on another note, to hell with Groupon! It was clearly stated Aroma therapy body massage in the deal, but what I got was Lymphatic body massage. I already got conned for quite a few times from Groupon, especially food deal. Their descriptions are totally the opposite of what I got.

So in case you feel like having SM, be my guest and go to Roseanne Beauty at Dataran Sunway, Kota Damansara for a good torture.

Don't gasp, I got the following bruises from my own clumsiness. Don't need to dial 999 for police, there were not made by the masseur. I'm like doing a personal collection of bruises wtf!

Got this from knocking on the dining chair.

This one from pokai-ing flat on the floor, after tripping on a wire =_=

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Sneak preview.

A sneak preview of my wedding photos! Sneakily snapped them from the computer screen when the consultant walked off =P Overall the photos are nice, better than what I expected. We spent 3 hours shortlisting from more than 100 photos to 45 photos. The consultant kept pestering us to add more photos, trying to persuade us with all sorts of deals and discounts. But we stood firm and insist to choose just 45 photos. Though it was a difficult task because they surely have more than 45 beautiful photos, but we just don't want to spend more money.

Bali inspired sculpture at Lake Garden.

Big sis said this photo looked like rich taukeh with
a supermodel wife, LMAO!!!

I closed my eyes because the sun was glaring in my eyes!

Very beh tahan with this photo, close eyes acting high =___=

Didn't manage to snap more photos for the other outfit, cis!