I was greeted by 2 receptionist with faces as black as the bottom of the wok my grandma used to fry noodles. One of them briefed me through the massage, asking me if I want to pay extra for the essential oil, or else they will just use baby lotion for the massage. I was totally WTF! The description in Groupon was stated "Aroma therapy body massage"! Why do I need to pay extra for the essential oil? Might as well just put body massage! Nevermind.
When the masseur started to press her hands on me, cold sweat oozed out like nobody's business! She was like using full force pressing and squeezing every inch of my flesh! It felt like she was tearing my muscles apart. I told her to go easy, but she told me she already put her most minimum strength! I couldn't imagine what will happen if she put her full strength. When I turned around, I gasped when I saw her arm. It wasn't muscular or bulky. But it was fleshy, thick solid flesh, imagine you try to pinch them but you couldn't find any loose flesh for you to pinch. And the size was like my thigh! It was like as though she practices her kung fu everyday punching dough!
Every time I screamed in pain, she just laughed! OMG, sadist! It was so painful, sharp and burning hot! Every time she squeezed me, the pain was sharp like a spear piercing through every inch of my flesh and it felt like flaming fire! I had to endure the pain squeezing my fist!
She told me it was a lymphatic massage therefore it has to be painful, but afterwards I will feel much relaxed! BLOODY HELL I did not feel relaxed at all! I had body ache for 2 days and bruises on the places she laid her hands on me!
So in case you feel like having SM, be my guest and go to Roseanne Beauty at Dataran Sunway, Kota Damansara for a good torture.
Don't gasp, I got the following bruises from my own clumsiness. Don't need to dial 999 for police, there were not made by the masseur. I'm like doing a personal collection of bruises wtf!
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| Got this from knocking on the dining chair. |
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| This one from pokai-ing flat on the floor, after tripping on a wire =_= |
I had the same experience also. I bought a groupon deal for hair treatment for $18. When I went there, they told me that it's just for the hair mask but no steamer. I was like where got ppl go for treatment without a steamer!! KNS!!! She asked me to pay for another $20 just for the steamer. Otherwise, it will just be a hair mask treatment that can be done at home.. really KNS lo..these untrustworthy businessmen like to mislead ppl in their groupon ad
ReplyDeleteI had a similar experience with groupon. I bought a deal for hair treatment. But when I went there, the lady told me that this deal only comes with the hair mask and no steamer. She asked me to top up another $20 just for the steamer. Otherwise, it would just be like a home mask treatment.KNS. Where got hair treatment without a steamer!These businessmen are trying to mislead ppl.. really KNS
ReplyDeleteI went to the same place last year for the massage. The lady told me the same thing, and I endured similar PAIN! However, the guy who went with me enjoyed the massage... =___=
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