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Friday, January 6, 2012

2011 Birthday Wishlist.

Never in my life have I tortured my brain to think of my birthday wishlist. Most of the things I really want are darn expensive (please refer to my Christmas wishlist). But since this list is for my friends and I don't think they will buy me an iMac or a Miu Miu bag, therefore I used 2 days to think of the fairly priced things that I want. I surfed online and flipped through magazines. It's like doing research for some big project. 

SAKIT KEPALA!!!
So to my dear friends, please pity my hard work and buy me the things from my wishlist T___T Because I really put a lot of effort to squeezed out the list below!

p/s: before anyone of you send me hate comments, mind you, my friends were the one who requested for the list.

ABOVE RM300

Casio Baby-G Watch
I know none of you is willing to buy this watch for me as a friend, unless you have a crush on me. But just in case you pick up a bag of money or win lottery, pretty please I want this watch. 

ABOVE RM100

Coach Embossed Patent Picture Heart Key Fob

Juicy Couture Heart Charm Starter Bracelet

You can get the 2 items above here. See! I'm so understanding! I even list out the source for you!

Charles & Keith Quilted Handbag in Pink

BELOW RM100

Benefit Stay Don't Stray Eye Primer

Empro Black Diamond
Liquid Eyeliner

Shiseido Pureness Cleanser

Happy Shopping! Now I can rest my poor brain ~____~

Thursday, January 5, 2012

2011 Top 10 Achievement.

I came across someone's blog and she listed out the things she did and achieved for the year 2011. I think it's very inspiring. It gives you a bigger picture of your passed year so you have a better idea of what to achieve in the new year. I shall do one too though it's a little too late now since it's already the 5th day of 2012. But never mind! *syiok sendiri*

*staring blankly at the computer screen*

...after few minutes.

1. I had a pay raise.

2. Done a few big projects, all managed by myself. #forever alone

3. My parents finally bought a new house at my hometown and I finally have a room of my own!
And it's PINK!

4. Bought my first Burberry bag.

5. Moved in with Alvin to go to the next level in our relationship.

6. Curled and straighten my hair in the same year.

7. Learned to love and accept the person for who she/he is because everyone is different.

8. Had an ugly fight with my bestie but learned to forgive and forget because our friendship is more important.

9. Gained a lot of weight ~_____~

10. First time took nearly 12 hours to drive back from Penang to KL.

Ok, not a very extravagant year like other people, going to exotic countries and buying flashy cars. But it has been quite a fulfilling year for me, in terms of my maturity and emotion. Our lives don't have to be all about the glamour and material, as long as we live each and every single day doing something right and happy, it will be worth living even though our lives are short.


Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The horror of perverts!

Ok nothing much to do in the office and I’m friggin’ sleepy! I can’t possibly sleep in the office, no way. Therefore I shall spend my time blogging! Let’s talk about...horror stories! I heard quite a few pretty scary stories from my friends but as for myself, I have not much scary encounters *touch wood*

Horror stories are not necessary about ghosts. It can be anything that scared the shit out of you. Let me see…let’s talk about the horror of guys’ desperation! It can be real scary (no pun intended to the male species) but it’s true, especially perverts.

1. THE OTAKU PERVERT


I know this guy who opens a shop that rents manga (Japanese comic). He is a Taiwanese so he speaks fluent mandarin. I knew him through my ex so after I broke up with my ex, he called me (he got my namecard). He said he saw me at a shopping mall some time ago and complimented the way I dressed.

He started to ask me all sorts of weird questions like if I’m ok with the idea of one night stand and what kind of lingerie I like. WTF!!!! I was obliged to entertain his one night stand topic, just told him my thoughts about it and when he asked me about what kind of bra I like, I totally flipped. I told him my boss just came back and I need to get back to work (obviously I lied). He didn’t call me again.

But after a year, during Chinese New Year as I was putting on my make-up for the celebration. My phone rang and I answered. When I heard his voice, I stoned! I entertained his general talking again and suddenly the line got cut off, THANK YOU MAXIS! YOUR LOUSY RECEPTION HAS SERVED IT'S PURPOSE! IT SAVED MY LIFE!!! After a few minutes he called me again, but hell no I didn’t pick up even he called quite a few times.

2. THE STRANGER WHO RAPED GIRLS ON THE PHONE

Speaking about perverts asking me about lingerie. I remember when I was in primary school, I received a call from a stranger. He told me he was doing some survey and asked if I have time to answer a few simple questions. Being the super naïve me that time, I answered all his weird questions like what type of bra I usually wear, the color, cotton or lace. Suddenly he started to breathe very hard on the phone, almost like panting.  That time I had no idea what he was doing but I felt disgusted so I hang up. Now thinking back about it I felt so horrible! I felt like I was raped emotionally! OMGWTFMAMABBQ!!!

The next time I receive perverted calls again, I shall do this!

3. THE PSYCHO WHO ESCAPED

Back at the days at high school, I used to wait for transport back home behind my school, right in front of a budget hotel. One day while I was waiting alone as usual, a man approached me. I saw him wearing a tag on his t-shirt but I couldn't see properly. He asked if I was waiting for mommy to pick me up. I obliged and said yes and looked away. He then asked if I want to follow him to somewhere. I got shocked and took a few steps back. He came forward and kept pestering me to follow him. I was so afraid.

Then I saw 2 of my classmates passed by, I gave them the eye signal but they just looked at me and walked away!!! Mother of God!!! They were so dumb! *slaps forehead* He wouldn't give up and kept following me wherever I walked. Suddenly a lady peeked out from the budget hotel and asked me to go in. After I stepped into the hotel, the lady asked me to escape through the back of the hotel. Holy cow! NO! What if the guy waited for me at the back and catch me! My transport finally arrived and I dashed out of the hotel passing by the crazy guy and jetted off.

On the next day at school, the teacher announced on stage that the back gate of the school will be closed for safety purposes and students were not allowed to wait for transport at the back anymore. I think the hotel people reported it to the school authority about my incident. I heard that the guy was a patient from the local psychiatric hospital and got escaped. No wonder he was wearing a tag! If I was so stupid and followed him, I would have been dead. Like the girl in "The Lovely Bones" where the girl followed a man to his hidden place and got raped and killed.

Nice movie, girls should watch this.

4. THE PAEDOPHILE

I know Justin Bieber is in fact not a paedophile,
but this is funny!

This happened when I was 18 and I was on the way alone to Penang to look for my sis. I think I dropped my bus ticket and the guy behind me picked it up and returned it to me. I thanked him for his generosity (mommy taught me to have good manners).

While I was waiting for my sis and brother in law to come pick me from the station, that same guy approached me and started a conversation with me. Talking about general stuff like where I’m from and who was I waiting for. After some small chit chat, we exchanged phone number. I thought "Just give it to him and he will leave me alone". So he did.

But on that same night, he called and asked me out. Being a bit reluctant and still obliging him, I told him to call me again tomorrow. But the next day I went out all day with my sis and, left the phone in the house (on purpose) ;P Once I reached home and checked my phone, if I’m not mistaken I think I had more than 30 missed calls. Mother of God, this guy is persistent!

The next day when I was on my way back, he called me again. I told him I left my phone in the house and went out the whole day. Again he still had the balls to ask me out again, but too bad I was in the bus on the way home. Shocking enough, he asked me to go Genting Highlands with him. So I asked him, what are we going to do there? He said we will just hang around there, nothing else. I might have good manners and entertain all his bullshit, but I wasn’t naïve at all. Thanks to my mom who always told me stories about girls being raped because of their stupidity. I vaguely remember what I told him after that, but he never calls me again since then.
Middle fingers to paedophiles who think girls are stupid
enough to fall for their trick! 

I have another paedophile story at bus station too, but that was not very interesting so I shall skip that.

Please don't think I only attract strange people and perverts =___= I have my fair share of courtship from normal guys too. I just think these stories are interesting enough to be shared with you all, especially girls out there. Please grow some brains and don't follow some unknown strangers to places. Unless you're willing to get laid. Else, the consequences will damage you. 

Monday, January 2, 2012

Let go of the old, and give way to the new.

Happy New Year! This marks the first post of the year 2012!

How was your new year celebration? After years of experiencing sardine cramped and hell-like hot countdown, this year I chose to have a quiet one. Just meeting up with my friends and went home earlier. They actually invited me to join them clubbing, but...clubbing on New Year's eve is like suicide! So guess what, I watched the fireworks from the balcony while hanging the laundry (true signs I'm getting old) =____=

I saw many of my friends had a bad 2011. Many of them had a bad break up. Well, let bygone be bygone. Let all the bad things be washed away together with 2011. And give way for new things to come in this new year.

Just like my pair of heels!

My most expensive and tallest killer heels from Guess.
Still perfect when I adorned it to my company event.





After long hours of standing, it cracked like mad!


So I mentioned about it and my boss heard. He said I can buy a new one, courtesy of the company! Woohoo! Don't jealous, that's what you get when you are a good staff  #LIKEABOSS


I sacrificed my RM400 heels and bought 2 new pairs of heels from Charles & Keith worth RM280. Am I too kind to my boss or I'm just plain stupid =__= Oh well, the Guess heels was a gift from my ex, I couldn't be bothered. Just like the old Chinese saying goes, new things won't come if I don't let go of the old ones.

If we forever hold on to the things in the past (like a dinosaur, according to Alvin), we will forever be stuck in the past together with the fading memories and not move on with our lives (like a caveman, according to me).

Sometimes when we lose something that we love dearly, maybe it's a sign from God that something better is on it's way. Everything happens for a reason. God has His plans for us. We just need to embrace with an open heart.